Free Goods Friday with Capita!
10.30.2009 // 82 Comments
Scare the GOODS out of CAPiTA……. Halloween edition.
FREE GOODS FRIDAY with CAPiTA!
10.2.2009
Those CAPiTA guys are smart. Smart and scary. Smart, scary and arty. Smart, scary, arty and rippin’ boarders. Check their new website if you don’t believe us, some of the best graphics ever and quality backed-up by a really well rounded team.
Anyway, back to the smarts. They gave us a bunch of swag to divvy out, problem is they don’t want no dummies runnin’ their gear. Thus we’ll be determining who gets this weeks CAPiTA prody with a good old fashioned haiku contest. Break out your birkenstocks, berets, bongos and put pen to paper. Post your haiku below and you could be dressed like a smart person by next week!
Possible haiku topics include:
-how sweet Capita is
-why you deserve the GOODS
-how lame poetry is
-evil scary stuff
-snowboarding
-not snowboarding
-your favorite food
If you don’t know what a haiku is you’ve already proved yourself un-smart and un-worthy to win, sorry (google it).
Use your brain, best haiku wins. Contest ends Wednesday October 7th.
As always you can increase your chances of winning by marking your comment with your Gravatar!! Gravatars are the small images that appear next to your name in comments and will automatically appear once you sign up at Gravatar and enter your email below!
THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED!
Wow, that was a lot of poetry, some way too good, and some pretty bad. In the end Maddy summed it up nicely. This weeks winner is:
If you didn’t win this time keep your chin up, we’ve got two more prize packs from CAPiTA to give away on FREE GOODS FRIDAYs coming up.
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I make kittens run
In hopes of making hiers
By eating their ears
there once was a board
that had naked girls jumping
on some weird guys bed
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Include writing a haiku
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Refrigerator
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had a naked devil chick
and she removed it
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so I can get stoked again
and cure my hurt soul
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But not the same sick as when
I eat bad tacos
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is magic.
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Shining in the moonlight
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Silently
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sitting in my car
waiting for open chair lifts
first chair is all mine!
Clouds were creeping
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the horrorscope is now clear.
rotting death consumes the land
a pale horse,
on which the reaper rides
Shredette time to shine
Rockin steezy capita
Men weak in the knees
Alcohol abuse
Frothy shards of a pint glass
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Slow driver
In the fast lane
Patiently waiting
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Devour summer
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Spraying gapers-day and night
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visual rickroll
BEYOND REASON! CANNOT BE!
Goatse guy knows why
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speculate our world
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of capitalism
————————
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but gnarly raw
———————–
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rejoice and shred
the horrorscope board
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Capita First Kiss
Best video of all time
But give me free stuff
The snow falls divine
Sport the bug H-1-N-1
Clearing the lift line
ramen noodle diet
couch surfing with capita
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Charlie ate your Fish
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Help me shred this year*
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devouring the summer
so ace
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Tarantino films
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_________________
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A Haiku about my Indoor Survival.
___________________________
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Lungs on fire, exhaust
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jagged teeth of shredder’s doom
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sinister laugh rents the air
possession, complete
The best for the slopes
None other than CAPiTA
For your shredding needs
____________________________
Parents no buy goods
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__________________________
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The drum beats within
Night riding
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Cup of hot coco
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30 second runs
Midwest fun
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Dumping in the pass
Coffee to go
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Puking up top
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makin a haiku
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Capita is sick
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Capita shreds gnar!
Burton kids are gay
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the top line is false
Holy crap!
HOLZNAGEL FTW!!!
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Oh my God the Horror…Scope!
Dance party all night
LISTEN UP CAPiTA GODS!
This contest is done
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eff een Holz-nay-gull.
That was probably the best poetry I’ve seen with my own eyes.
Snow, Oh I Miss Thee
And Under captons forsite
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Snow, soft feather fresh.
Landing on moutain top.
Wait For shredding.
Snow, Cold to My Touch
Youe Adventer is with me
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Snow, Oh I Miss Thee
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With thee, I shall be
Snow, soft feather fresh.
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worse than young jeezy
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the northwest f’sho
Mystical Weather
Rain, Sleet, Fog and Heavy Snow
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ride hyak skip kooks
fresh turns and thigh burns
underneath the summit lights
pow days to pow nights
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indoor survival
it’s time for your arrival
sick retroviral
i cannot handle indoor survival
i need to shred outside with flat kick
and spread ultrafear on the mountain
Shattered my ankle
Titanium plate and screws
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Someone please do this
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A big brown steamer
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stairmaster ninja
Wind and snow heaping
He zigzags between tree trunks
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nice contest nice prize
not van halen’s lost weekend
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indoor waxed and crowned
speed tribe i finally found
rolling out this fuck
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or maybe seep,
so hook me up with something sweet
It’s almost shred time
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She asks “you love me?”
Storming on mountain. Reply:
“Going snowboarding.”
No West Mich. dealer
Land of big-box life-suck brands,
need capita help!
Need one-hundred days
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Move, I’m hiking this.
Can I write another??
this is funnn.
Loveland and Basin
Are racing to open first
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My Space Metal Fantasy
Is coming to me
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powder and hot dogs
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From the unicorn’s gold horn
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Is a very magical
far-off land of shred
Only entered by
Those who have a S.M.F
Very exclusive
Now you know why I
need my S.M.F to go
Ride with UNICORNS!
snow situation
living high elevation
the black death machine
Broke college student,
Polish parents hate boarding,
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You are repped by Dan Brisse
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Buffalo chicken wings
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Classic like the Kinks
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For gear anythang
Moreno Fumbled
Fantasy is in trouble
Hines should get double
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Yes for thee Conteests
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Snow bound dusty peaks
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I eat something.
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My BSOD
Snapped when in trees
This years is for me
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talking a career
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green small leaf
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Do it like Nike
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ultra fear floating through white
fluoro zombie porn
hucking off kickers:
watercolors splash through sky
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Ca.
Pi.
Ta.
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scary overdose on nothing but shred,
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Flakes deepen the drift
Riding on a wave of white
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living a mile away
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to shred some NW pow
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(please)
what’s that on your chin?
Oh wait its your other chin
you fat piece of shite
they are Capita
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even a haiku
show my pearly whites
when i’m on my scaremaster
but i don’t have one
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People be hatin
No friends on pow days
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Stevens Pass Kicks Ass
There
are
no
seasons
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like
a
metal
guitar
Scare
off
the
Hippies
My gear’s been stolen
My faith in people broken
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Pacifico beer
It’s from Mexico I hear
No snowboarding there
Well y’all did you know?
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but the base is low
I rip in NC
although the hills are teeny
capita console me!
I ride in NC
but I’m not a hillbilly…?
moonshine not whiskey!
a shredin student
over worked and under paid (or laid)
needs a new set up
I shred with morrow
i relive lost memories
Thats capita sweet
i can only dream
of good opportunities
shredding through powder
give me this free stuff
if you don’t give it to me
then screw all of you
Who won this thing?
what happen to the out door living series??
I had a blind date
Had dinner and a movie
Thought she was female…!
i want a horrorscope
cause cApitas are so dope
we could elope
if on a powder day i will not say
i will not be with my beloved mountain
if i am not with my beloved mountain…. kill me now or i shall stay
if i do recieve this gift,i will not need an answer for god because i know him it is whoever gives me this capita
i wanna get a capita but i cant afford it i know ima cry if i dont get this boarded…colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all i need. please give me this board!!!
Jimmy
Cracked
Snowboard
Last Season
Need
New
Capita
Soon
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